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LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.


TAGS: gaga sans makeup
Rating: 2.14/5

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Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 11:33 pm
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cos I'm BLUFFEN with ma MUFFIN I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gurlin!


FAKE -




DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by ceth

aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm
BAD!


THINK LEFT - think right think low think high Oh the things you can think if only you try


TAGS: courage dr seuss
Rating: 4.92/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:19 pm
pic 1, the kid is happy. Pic 2, he understands. Pic 3 he's getting a new hope. Pic 4, he's just coùmpensating. Sad but true, our world.
mello1 - May 3, 2012, 1:08 am
hes still a cheater with an extra springy leg. no one wants to say anything though.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 6:34 pm
this is great
Verdeckt - October 12, 2011, 4:33 pm
That kid is an inspiration but is it just me, or does the 2nd last picture look like the Strutting Leo meme?


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Kane

Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


Bravery -


TAGS: brexit eu europe britain montypython
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 26, 2016, 5:27 am
Thanks :))
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2016, 3:38 am
They did what the US did back in 1776. Separated themselves from unaccountable rulers in another country
EmilioDumphque - June 25, 2016, 9:24 pm
NICELY done!!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 5:41 pm
I'm joining Reality Lord's Monty Python scheme.


Living In Denial -


TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 3.94/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


1LIONS -




EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


BASEBALL -


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people


DEVELOPING NATIONS -


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

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AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


A LONG DRY SPELL -


TAGS: catherine deneuve
Rating: 4.75/5

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GySgt1811 - September 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
(Sheet! "...Are...")
GySgt1811 - September 21, 2011, 12:06 pm
Airman, wow! I've just fallen in love/lust. Just wondering, Our you owned by her?
Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:12 am
I know.. she actually turns 68 in October..
Reality Lord - September 21, 2011, 7:25 am

h**test 60 yr old i've seen since madonna.


EUTHANASIA - Do you REALLY need more proof that it should be legalized??


TAGS: euthanasia ugly granny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by AaronL

vulture - February 20, 2012, 5:00 pm
Please tell me this was never allowed to breed! Ice - excellent! 5L for your pun!
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
Please do not show this to your own ugly granny, if you have one.
ICEMAN - February 18, 2012, 8:30 pm
What's that pic have to do with kids in China? :/


ATHEISM - Zeus does not approve


TAGS: atheism god zeus
Rating: 3.76/5

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Krissie - September 23, 2012, 12:22 am
Eh, if this were true, his lightning bolt would've done me in a looong time ago :P
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:51 am
We are ALL atheists, but some of us take it one god farther.


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


MORPHEUS - This is why he took the red pill


TAGS: morpheus matrix cowboy
Rating: 2.43/5

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Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
you're kidding! :O
KDP3 - June 6, 2008, 7:29 pm
PEE WEE PLAYHOUSE


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


PANDA EINSTEIN -


TAGS: schadenfreude can be an energy
Rating: 3.66/5

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agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 7:48 pm
LOL! I see your bump, and raise this 5 poodles.
Airman - June 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
bump
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
still cracks me up
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 10:57 pm
Ouch.


THE MATRIX -


TAGS: morpheus
Rating: 1.77/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
He would say no, and make you take the blue pill.
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:44 am
Cant we just see the movie? =(


INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


ZEUS - Don't taze me bro!


TAGS: taze zeus god lightning
Rating: 3.75/5

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Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 6:26 pm
Find it weirdly amusing :)


CREATION MUSEUM - Look kids! That early human is about to get eaten! It's too bad God didn't separate them by, oh, 65 million years.


TAGS: creation museum
Rating: 2.9/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 5, 2009, 8:17 am
So true! It was pointed out even in "Denver, The Last Dinosaur". Too bad that "The Flintstones" is still a much more popular cartoon, and for that it's taken more seriously.


wear your seatbelt -


TAGS: makeup crash
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:57 am
HAH!
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! This has happened more than once!!!! Someetimes, the hardest part about being a medic, is keeping a straight face! 5L!
concern3 - May 19, 2015, 4:10 am
A 5er but my lord


EUPHORIA - It's a Degree of Madness Combined With Some Ecstatic Emotions... Followed Closely By Pain & The Realisation of One's Stupidity


TAGS: euphoria madness ecstatic emotion pain
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - November 11, 2012, 4:02 pm
Test comment.


HAPPY SAD HAPPY SAD VERY GLAD TO BE SAD -




en·tre·pre·neur -


TAGS: en tre pre neur girl scout cookies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Saw this in the news. But only after I bought six boxes….ahem…..cases….seven cases. Twelve….not more than thirteen…cases….alright, I bought ‘em out…OKAAAAY?!
CloudchaserS - February 24, 2014, 4:19 am
Jimmy Fallon said that the next day, she retired and bought a mansion
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dam! Now I have to come up with another way to make money! I knew those Girl Scouts were smart...but not that smart. Ism pulls another 5L from my purse...thief!


United States Marine Corps -




Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


TEUTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


OH DEAR GOD - ALL THOSE PACKAGES!


TAGS: crash pileup fedex
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:17 am
Fog - just in time for those holiday package shipments. Good poster Moz - 5L
CloudchaserS - November 23, 2012, 5:44 am
In Texas, everything is bigger, even their pileups.


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psych**ic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


LEUPOLD OPTICS -


TAGS: sniper leupold
Rating: 3.26/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
In precision optics, many times it is a faulty user and not the scope... Agreed with ICEMAN, Leupold does it's job...Well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 1:39 am
you Americans and your guns...just whip 'em out already girls.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2011, 12:09 am
You've owned one example and now you are an expert on Leupold? I have four and there is no hint of a problem with any. Leupold is a good product. Period.
corbett06 - April 18, 2011, 11:22 pm
oh yeah leupold suck ive had one and they fricken suck...look up schmidt-bender of germany...leupold cannot compare at all trust me i own one.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
Ok face, you're right. So I want to give one more lion. Would someone please give 1L for this so I get the right score given?!? .o0O(wondering about my grammar)
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:10 am
C'mon Grey and Forseti, this isn't copying. Can' you see that the original has three lines of text and this only has two. Man way to go matt28 5L - 5 for being a plagerising noob.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 4:07 am
like the pic and didn't know the original, but this kind of copying is really bad...
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:10 pm
direct copy of 46843


ASIANS - Not only do they all look alike, they're named alike too.




HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in h** sunbathing chicks' back yards.


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

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Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


BLAZING SADDLES -


TAGS: eucadorian sailors broadway musical
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - April 23, 2012, 2:27 pm
sounds like steam escaping
Greeny - April 23, 2012, 2:26 pm
sssssssSS5!


FAMILY -




SCHADENFREUDE - The feeling you get when the person in front of you at the store has this. SPAM for one... ouch!


TAGS: spam for one schadenfreude
Rating: 4.43/5

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Chef - June 9, 2010, 1:20 am
But spam for one? Spam is for SHARING!
Derek - June 8, 2010, 7:02 pm
But why? This mystery meat is Crazy Tasty®!


KITTENS PENTAGON -




ART -




MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


EMO LINOLEUM -




CREATION MUSEUM -


TAGS: creation museum dinosaur
Rating: 3.39/5

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Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:26 pm
One day we'll look back at these times and laugh


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


QUALIFIED - YOU ARE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY




SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!


TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.


Talk To Me -


TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm
but........but.......


OUTSMARTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - It's really not that hard.




THERAPY - With enough psychoanalysis and meds You can avoid life altogether




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


THATS A NO NO -


TAGS: god zeus dont say
Rating: 3.77/5

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megablob - May 2, 2011, 3:57 pm
That a Genzoman piece from deviantart. His stuff is very good, but it's all the same. It usually composes of Character's action pose and swirl in the background. His male figures are much more varied compared to his female ones, who are identical.


RESIDENT NEUROTIC - Where can I put away all my neurosises?




SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude oklahoma cry crybaby kid redneck sooner hook em
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:42 am
"Lulz"... just say no.


URINETOWN -


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!


NOT REENTRY PROOF EITHER -


TAGS: space maneuvers technology
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sean - May 9, 2011, 1:19 am
Profound poster: you cannot escape wot's inside of you, especially after you set it free.
Sean - May 9, 2011, 1:16 am
The word on Greeny? Uhmm, yeah, the Dude's post-visceral.
Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
Booom-5hock-a-locka! ;)


JUST SAYIN... -


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
Cute.
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


TRIBUTE FAIL -


TAGS: bartimeus rerun
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by culos

Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:53 pm
Menora...that could be useful in a combat situation, if I were fight Santa Claus. 5/5


GANGLAND -




I GIVE UP - because my motifake was rejected


TAGS: fail giveup epic anger
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by mathewloki

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:39 am
a legit drive by shooting...
Shaq123 - January 29, 2011, 11:16 pm
Don't Hate, Appreciate XD
TheOne - January 29, 2011, 7:35 pm
Watch Out... I Think This May Be New Austrailia 1L Poster.


USING TOO MUCH MAKE-UP -




CUDDLY - I put the "cute" in executioner




FACEPALMING - the REAL "Picard Maneuver"


TAGS: the real picard maneuver
Rating: 3.1/5


TESTING - the pneumatic tubes in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..




HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




KREUGER - Scary... Like an evil troll.




EVEN ANIMALS - had a rebellion in the Matrix




THE FINAL JUDGEMENT -


TAGS: horsemen apocalypse approval queue funny
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - February 22, 2012, 8:31 pm

a lot of work went into this one.
gas - February 22, 2012, 12:51 pm
arrrg completely forgot the tribute day! I should have saved it
Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:33 am
Saaweeeet!!!
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am

d'oh...waiting on iceman to creect my spelling on that one. :)
Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 9:50 am

lolz....great way to start the day. hope you have something in reseverve for the 28th my friend.
motinet - February 22, 2012, 9:48 am

Wow....a motimasterpiece
forseti - February 22, 2012, 8:50 am
awesome artwork! Welcome to motiheaven (get yourself one of the girls over there, they even do things that would have been rejected as NSFW)!
Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 7:48 am
You know me too well #136531
Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 2:22 am
Aaaaah, that's brilliant play with the topic, pic, everything!
gas - February 21, 2012, 10:29 pm
I hope Verdeckt always wanted a... decaying horse xD. thx all :)
Greeny - February 21, 2012, 9:35 pm
Effin Amazingly Great!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 9:19 pm
Out5tanding. I've always wanted a Friesian too. =)
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 8:33 pm
An earth-5hattering LOL


THE KINGS DINNER -


TAGS: tourism europe vacation king royalty
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:00 pm
Thank You. : )
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 11:18 am
5L because I likely won't see more puns in one joke before I go to bed for the day


PAPER DOLLS -




HONESTLY, DOC -


TAGS: marchallenge psychology voyeurism
Rating: 4.32/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
Nicely done Sick, 5Ls.
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:52 am
Nice one, Sick. 5


BART - Or as the scientists know him, Bathynomus giganteus. Isn't he cute?


TAGS: bartimaeus is an isopod
Rating: 4.29/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
that thing is ugly
Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 3:00 am
No, instead we shall convene under this testament to my greatness.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 2:37 am
Time to quit chatting on the huge poster, guys.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 1:06 am
Seems to be an ongoing theme with this one. Not only on the comment page but the forum as well.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Look at how loud tripper can be on the internet. Seriously, your insights are quite riveting...perhaps, tripper, you should go share them with someone that gives a f U ck. And if you can't find such a person, well...you've made your bed.
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:56 am
Slipper Lobster! Mongo eat...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 pm
Also, that hand behind me...Dear Penthouse Forum...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:58 pm
On the weekends I stunt double for that crawfish-thing on the muppets. 5/5
Me_ - April 1, 2010, 1:52 pm
Crabs you caught from the 40 ft Woman


EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear




HAPPY HALLOWEEN - Signed, The Universe




ALFRED E. NEUMAN - Has an estranged cousin named Shane MacGowan.


TAGS: alfred neuman shane macgowan likeness
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:48 am
Was a tweeker?


CHILDHOOD -




ONE DAY IN SOVIET UNION - Uncle Joe never told a bad joke! Well. no-one told him they were bad.




WHY SO SERIOUS? - Green. Just green.




THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original


TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5


Nietzsche -


TAGS: pseudointellectual
Rating: 2.04/5
the Monty Python - September 26, 2008, 9:08 am
disagree with you http://www.adelaide.edu.au/library/guide/hum/philosophy/philos_song.html


MASSACRED -




GREEK FIRE - Where is your Zeus now?


TAGS: greece greek protest fire eeuu anarchist rebel underage murder teenager police
Rating: 1.95/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 2:29 pm
You made me ROFL at that you Pun-Master you!


AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses


TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

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Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.


THE STATS ON LAWRENCE WELK IS AMAZING -


TAGS: rerun museum hammy dinosaur bones
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 5, 2014, 10:41 pm
Just saw this, love it, 5L!!
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
Brilliant, one of the few 5L's I gave this evening
rerun - April 22, 2012, 8:16 am

Having a father & son moment, only to be ruined by the paparizzi. It's tough being famous. That said, 5 ancient L's


SOME DAYS -


TAGS: are a waste of makeup
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:23 pm
wow... sad actually, but none the less understandable, I did quite a few projects about the Egyptians, their beliefs and Gods. and now that you mention it, yes, it was only the men
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
And if you go back further in history, back to the ancient Egyptians, the men were the only ones who wore make-up. They were superstitious and believed that make-up protected them from evil spirits.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Agreed, Personally I think make up was made to look like a *ahem* wh*** to be blatantly honest
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
Oh? no personal experience that helps me crank out my posters at the speed of 1 poster a month if I'm lucky?? But either remembering an old tale or personal experience it's still worthy the 5L Pleasure
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 11:57 pm

I have to agree. As far as a 'reason' for the poster: I'd heard the quip and when I saw this beautiful piece of art, I was reminded of it. How could a woman this beautiful ever think she could be improved upon with makeup~~part of the irony~~ Cheers!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:49 pm
M0rd, I concur 100%. Women who use make up all the time or excessively have low self-esteem. A quality man wants a quality woman and NOT a make-up doll.
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:26 pm

Thanks, M0rd!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:20 pm
Personally... ALL days are a utter waste of any kind of make up... a girl looks on her best natural, but this is't a debate... 5L's! I can only imagine the reason for this poster XD


PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


BART'S BACK -


TAGS: bartimeus motifake
Rating: 4.4/5

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Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:03 pm
Thanks, Airman. Nice to be back. Here's an irony for you though. I've been gone for months and came back to find that I STILL average three forum posts a day. 5/5


RERUN & TTH - Father and son reunited after all these years. A pat on the head, a good belly rub and all is forgiven. Ok you can stop now TTH.


TAGS: tth rerun reunited
Rating: 4/5

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pieman - April 10, 2010, 4:01 am
Naw, but I can't post it to topic 1000 if I show you lookin good.
rerun - April 9, 2010, 10:12 pm

dude, do I really look that old? 5 fleabitten scratches for you


EUTHANASIA - They always get the new technology before we do!


TAGS: euthanasia
Rating: 3.87/5

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MAKEUP -


TAGS: makeup beauty
Rating: 3.75/5

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Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:36 pm
To mix cultures
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
Poor font choice. But I'm sorta confused... It looks like Geisha make-up, but I don't recognize the hat. It just doesn't look Japanese to me. And do Geishas usually really have a bindi? I've never seen a bindi on a geisha before. I guess this person likes


ROLL WITH IT -


TAGS: camouflage calendar makeup insecurity
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:18 am
I( agree with this, though I have to admit that I think a lady looks good with a bit of purple eye shadow


HORS D'OEUVRES -


TAGS: hors d oeuvres waste of food
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:37 am
I always thought it meant s**t eggs. every day is a learning experience


PHOOKING BYO RESTOORANTS - After all zees hassle of zee wine, zee 'Duck a l'Orange' had better be az good az zay say..!!




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